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By Ken Willidau
Written for people who don’t know what they want from someone who doesn’t know what they have in mind to leave you in the end, A Piece of Work In Progress contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to use everything in life to construct something good from all the sub-standard materials you have to work with. 

Willidau builds himself up just to tear himself down and will shake your very foundations to the ground as your own deadline looms. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that it’s all in you to be it so you might as well connect it all together into something worthwhile after all. Willidau takes his job very seriously, using all the materials life has had to offer and accomplish something that will last a lifetime. His own. 

Chapters attempt to project manage a life of inter-connecting building blocks to erect something better than its parts. Among them, “Building a Team”, “Blueprints”, “Tools”, “Nuts and Bolts”, “Painting Yourself Into a Corner” and “Milestone Celebrations” make the day one of those that a lifetime can be built upon. The day is spent with an architect of jokes using wit, dark humour, jokes that will raze your spirits, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will offer readers a plan of action to creating something for themselves out of their own blueprints. 

A Piece of Work in Progress is a perfect read for those days you’re not going to get anything done all by yourself so you might as well spend it on someone else’s unfinished business just for the experience. Let’s get busy.

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By Ken Willidau
Written for people who are just looking for the best of anything anyone has on offer because they can’t reach someone else’s expectations of what that should be, for themselves, Getting Everything Backwards contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to make it look like you’re at your best even if it’s just a vision of light blinding everyone to all your inner demons. Willidau has spent years laughing at himself, collecting his thoughts, taken time off to reflect, found his animal instincts, re-schooled himself in life and checked himself in to be checked out and still could never be satisfied with himself, in other people’s eyes. So Ken Willidau’s philosophy, now, is that if you can’t get over your own guilt, remember that someone’s best isn’t everyone’s best so it’s best to be your own for you. Trying to keep the faith, throughout a life enveloped by a feeling of man-made and heaven-sent guilt, Willidau tries to show the good within each chapter of his life and let it shine through for all to see. Willidau takes his best to show people he’s the best that he can be as long as they don’t dig any deeper into his soul. And he hopes you see the best in him, too. Chapters are testaments to how looking your best is as good as being it to people who worship those qualities and ignore what they don’t see. Among them, “Genesis”, “False Idols”, “Proverbs”, “Noah’s Ark”, “Acts” and “Exodus” make the sermon one to question your faith in your own best beliefs. The pulpit is filled with a preacher of jokes using wit, twisted logic, dark humour, confessions you’ve made, and double entendre humour. Putting your faith in Ken, at his best, will make him feel better about himself and, hopefully, you. But, no guilt either way. Getting Everything Backwards is a perfect read for those times when you know you’re never going to be the best you can be for others, so you might as well spend time with someone who’s trying to look it, if not be it, for you. Let’s pray this works.
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By Ken Willidau
Written for people who are just looking for the best of anything anyone has on offer because they can’t reach someone else’s expectations of what that should be, for themselves, Getting Everything Backwards contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to make it look like you’re at your best even if it’s just a vision of light blinding everyone to all your inner demons. Willidau has spent years laughing at himself, collecting his thoughts, taken time off to reflect, found his animal instincts, re-schooled himself in life and checked himself in to be checked out and still could never be satisfied with himself, in other people’s eyes. So Ken Willidau’s philosophy, now, is that if you can’t get over your own guilt, remember that someone’s best isn’t everyone’s best so it’s best to be your own for you. Trying to keep the faith, throughout a life enveloped by a feeling of man-made and heaven-sent guilt, Willidau tries to show the good within each chapter of his life and let it shine through for all to see. Willidau takes his best to show people he’s the best that he can be as long as they don’t dig any deeper into his soul. And he hopes you see the best in him, too. Chapters are testaments to how looking your best is as good as being it to people who worship those qualities and ignore what they don’t see. Among them, “Genesis”, “False Idols”, “Proverbs”, “Noah’s Ark”, “Acts” and “Exodus” make the sermon one to question your faith in your own best beliefs. The pulpit is filled with a preacher of jokes using wit, twisted logic, dark humour, confessions you’ve made, and double entendre humour. Putting your faith in Ken, at his best, will make him feel better about himself and, hopefully, you. But, no guilt either way. Getting Everything Backwards is a perfect read for those times when you know you’re never going to be the best you can be for others, so you might as well spend time with someone who’s trying to look it, if not be it, for you. Let’s pray this works.
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By Ken Willidau
Written for people who don’t know what they want from someone who doesn’t know what they have in mind to leave you in the end, A Piece of Work In Progress contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to use everything in life to construct something good from all the sub-standard materials you have to work with. 

Willidau builds himself up just to tear himself down and will shake your very foundations to the ground as your own deadline looms. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that it’s all in you to be it so you might as well connect it all together into something worthwhile after all. Willidau takes his job very seriously, using all the materials life has had to offer and accomplish something that will last a lifetime. His own. 

Chapters attempt to project manage a life of inter-connecting building blocks to erect something better than its parts. Among them, “Building a Team”, “Blueprints”, “Tools”, “Nuts and Bolts”, “Painting Yourself Into a Corner” and “Milestone Celebrations” make the day one of those that a lifetime can be built upon. The day is spent with an architect of jokes using wit, dark humour, jokes that will raze your spirits, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will offer readers a plan of action to creating something for themselves out of their own blueprints. 

A Piece of Work in Progress is a perfect read for those days you’re not going to get anything done all by yourself so you might as well spend it on someone else’s unfinished business just for the experience. Let’s get busy.

FORMAT: Softcover
OUR PRICE:
$15.95
By Ken Willidau
Written for people who don’t know what they want from someone who doesn’t know what they have in mind to leave you in the end, A Piece of Work In Progress contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to use everything in life to construct something good from all the sub-standard materials you have to work with. 

Willidau builds himself up just to tear himself down and will shake your very foundations to the ground as your own deadline looms. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that it’s all in you to be it so you might as well connect it all together into something worthwhile after all. Willidau takes his job very seriously, using all the materials life has had to offer and accomplish something that will last a lifetime. His own. 

Chapters attempt to project manage a life of inter-connecting building blocks to erect something better than its parts. Among them, “Building a Team”, “Blueprints”, “Tools”, “Nuts and Bolts”, “Painting Yourself Into a Corner” and “Milestone Celebrations” make the day one of those that a lifetime can be built upon. The day is spent with an architect of jokes using wit, dark humour, jokes that will raze your spirits, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will offer readers a plan of action to creating something for themselves out of their own blueprints. 

A Piece of Work in Progress is a perfect read for those days you’re not going to get anything done all by yourself so you might as well spend it on someone else’s unfinished business just for the experience. Let’s get busy.

FORMAT: Hardcover
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By Ken Willidau
Written for people who are absolutely no help to themselves whatsoever, Buy This Book and You Won’t Be Hurt contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to see how someone else copes with their issues you have with yourself.

Willidau tries to help himself by helping others since they’ve only really been the problem for him and he’s hoping that what goes around comes around in full. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that if he can help one person, he knows he’s probably solved one of his own problems, too. So it’s double self-help. How much more do you losers need before its just embarassing to everyone. Everyone. And, if you can be helped the odds are in his favour he will be, too.

Chapters try to save the reader from themselves for the time it takes to read them, anyway. Among them the realization and acceptance that, “Life is Taking You on a Trip to Nowhere”, “Vanity, Thy Name is I”, “In a Nutshell, You’re Nuts”, “You’re Only Human”, “You’re Being Stupid to Think You’re Not” and “Grinning and Bearing It” make the day one that’s not as hopeless when it is over than when it began. The time is spent with a healthy helping of jokes using wit, dark humour, tongue-in-cheek, shots at you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your time with Ken may not help all your problems but it kept you away from making them worse for a while now that you see how really crazy life can be.

Buy This Book and You Won’t Be Hurt is the perfect read for those days when you’re as far away from perfect as you can possibly get and any help you can get would be a big one. Self-help yourself.

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By Ken WIllidau

Written for people who are trying to be what they’re wearing but don’t have the same taste in clothes that other people would like, Clothes Really Do Make the Man contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers ways they can fashion their own lives into a stylish ensemble that will make them model citizens to everyone they want to meet or didn’t want to, anyway.



Willidau has patterned a writing style that sews together all the designs he’s modeled for his life. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that looking it is as good as being it if people don’t look past that to see the truth that lies within. Willidau fashions himself in a manner that will leave even the most formally dressed person as a casual giggling mess. And you’ll be put in stitches, too.



Chapters attempt to design a whole person from the clothes he has chosen to show off as his interpretation of himself for others to determine what it is for them to be seeing. Among them, “Mittens on Strings”, “Hand-Me-Down Jeans”, “Tie-Dyed T-shirt”, “Flood Pants”, “Balaclava” and “Thinking Cap” are just part of the complete outfit that make the whole man. The walk down the runway is spent with a patchwork of jokes using wit, dark humour, jokes that will knock your socks off, tongue-in-cheek, jokes needling you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will make you look at yourself differently no matter what you think others are seeing for themselves.



Clothes Really Do Make the Man provides the perfect cover for those days you want to look like someone who, obviously, reads books and not whatever that is you’re wrapped up in now that you’ve made yourself a slave to fashion to just be read like that yourself. Let’s wear a book out.


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By Rebecca Nunn

It's time to select the young ladies of Dorchester County, South Carolina, who will make their debuts to society in 1991. Prior to the selection meeting by the much revered Magnolia Ball Committee, we meet seven of the most powerful members and learn their secrets. Seven of the young ladies who are to be presented then bring their antics to the pages of this hilarious novel. As the lives of the committee members and the young ladies are interwoven, "come -heres"_people from outside Dorchester County _ arrive on the scene to create mayhem and intrigue. Prominent citizens and other locals become involved in the "come-heres'" cellular telehphone "business" and Dorchester County is exposed nationwide. Southern traditions, phrasing, foods, estates, foibles and genteel poverty are all explored in a delightful tongue in cheek trek through Dixie.


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By Ken Willidau
Written for people who are absolutely no help to themselves whatsoever, Buy This Book and You Won’t Be Hurt contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to see how someone else copes with their issues you have with yourself.

Willidau tries to help himself by helping others since they’ve only really been the problem for him and he’s hoping that what goes around comes around in full. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that if he can help one person, he knows he’s probably solved one of his own problems, too. So it’s double self-help. How much more do you losers need before its just embarassing to everyone. Everyone. And, if you can be helped the odds are in his favour he will be, too.

Chapters try to save the reader from themselves for the time it takes to read them, anyway. Among them the realization and acceptance that, “Life is Taking You on a Trip to Nowhere”, “Vanity, Thy Name is I”, “In a Nutshell, You’re Nuts”, “You’re Only Human”, “You’re Being Stupid to Think You’re Not” and “Grinning and Bearing It” make the day one that’s not as hopeless when it is over than when it began. The time is spent with a healthy helping of jokes using wit, dark humour, tongue-in-cheek, shots at you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your time with Ken may not help all your problems but it kept you away from making them worse for a while now that you see how really crazy life can be.

Buy This Book and You Won’t Be Hurt is the perfect read for those days when you’re as far away from perfect as you can possibly get and any help you can get would be a big one. Self-help yourself.

FORMAT: Softcover
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$15.95
By Ken Willidau
Written for people who are absolutely no help to themselves whatsoever, Buy This Book and You Won’t Be Hurt contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to see how someone else copes with their issues you have with yourself.

Willidau tries to help himself by helping others since they’ve only really been the problem for him and he’s hoping that what goes around comes around in full. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that if he can help one person, he knows he’s probably solved one of his own problems, too. So it’s double self-help. How much more do you losers need before its just embarassing to everyone. Everyone. And, if you can be helped the odds are in his favour he will be, too.

Chapters try to save the reader from themselves for the time it takes to read them, anyway. Among them the realization and acceptance that, “Life is Taking You on a Trip to Nowhere”, “Vanity, Thy Name is I”, “In a Nutshell, You’re Nuts”, “You’re Only Human”, “You’re Being Stupid to Think You’re Not” and “Grinning and Bearing It” make the day one that’s not as hopeless when it is over than when it began. The time is spent with a healthy helping of jokes using wit, dark humour, tongue-in-cheek, shots at you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your time with Ken may not help all your problems but it kept you away from making them worse for a while now that you see how really crazy life can be.

Buy This Book and You Won’t Be Hurt is the perfect read for those days when you’re as far away from perfect as you can possibly get and any help you can get would be a big one. Self-help yourself.

FORMAT: Hardcover
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By Ken WIllidau

Written for people who are trying to be what they’re wearing but don’t have the same taste in clothes that other people would like, Clothes Really Do Make the Man contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers ways they can fashion their own lives into a stylish ensemble that will make them model citizens to everyone they want to meet or didn’t want to, anyway.



Willidau has patterned a writing style that sews together all the designs he’s modeled for his life. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that looking it is as good as being it if people don’t look past that to see the truth that lies within. Willidau fashions himself in a manner that will leave even the most formally dressed person as a casual giggling mess. And you’ll be put in stitches, too.



Chapters attempt to design a whole person from the clothes he has chosen to show off as his interpretation of himself for others to determine what it is for them to be seeing. Among them, “Mittens on Strings”, “Hand-Me-Down Jeans”, “Tie-Dyed T-shirt”, “Flood Pants”, “Balaclava” and “Thinking Cap” are just part of the complete outfit that make the whole man. The walk down the runway is spent with a patchwork of jokes using wit, dark humour, jokes that will knock your socks off, tongue-in-cheek, jokes needling you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will make you look at yourself differently no matter what you think others are seeing for themselves.



Clothes Really Do Make the Man provides the perfect cover for those days you want to look like someone who, obviously, reads books and not whatever that is you’re wrapped up in now that you’ve made yourself a slave to fashion to just be read like that yourself. Let’s wear a book out.


FORMAT: Softcover
OUR PRICE:
$15.95
By Ken WIllidau

Written for people who are trying to be what they’re wearing but don’t have the same taste in clothes that other people would like, Clothes Really Do Make the Man contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers ways they can fashion their own lives into a stylish ensemble that will make them model citizens to everyone they want to meet or didn’t want to, anyway.



Willidau has patterned a writing style that sews together all the designs he’s modeled for his life. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that looking it is as good as being it if people don’t look past that to see the truth that lies within. Willidau fashions himself in a manner that will leave even the most formally dressed person as a casual giggling mess. And you’ll be put in stitches, too.



Chapters attempt to design a whole person from the clothes he has chosen to show off as his interpretation of himself for others to determine what it is for them to be seeing. Among them, “Mittens on Strings”, “Hand-Me-Down Jeans”, “Tie-Dyed T-shirt”, “Flood Pants”, “Balaclava” and “Thinking Cap” are just part of the complete outfit that make the whole man. The walk down the runway is spent with a patchwork of jokes using wit, dark humour, jokes that will knock your socks off, tongue-in-cheek, jokes needling you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will make you look at yourself differently no matter what you think others are seeing for themselves.



Clothes Really Do Make the Man provides the perfect cover for those days you want to look like someone who, obviously, reads books and not whatever that is you’re wrapped up in now that you’ve made yourself a slave to fashion to just be read like that yourself. Let’s wear a book out.


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By Dick Maltzman

In 1951, as tensions escalate on the Korean Peninsula, a Stanford freshman who prefers a dry ship to a wet foxhole, and who has a ferocious fear of flying, joins the Stanford NROTC on the promise of a Marine Colonel that he never has to fly in the Navy. The Colonel of course meant fly like at the controls of an airplane. Our young hero thought he meant fly like in an airplane. And thus began the hysterical adventures of he who didn’t want to fly but ended up in the air.

Four years later, he is commissioned an ensign after graduating from Stanford and completing two years of law school. He then receives orders for Japan and nervously boards a cargo plane, beginning an unforgettable adventure to keep America safe for democracy with a laugh a minute. When Dick finally arrives on his assigned ship, the USS Oriskany, he is appointed temporary legal officer and even more temporarily, a lieutenant commander. In the middle of the vast Pacific Ocean, he handles legal cases, makes new friends, and learns how to survive life on an aircraft carrier. His adventures eventually lead him to the girl of his dreams, literally, and onto the deck of the USS Lake Champlain where more hysterical and some very moving events await.

Carrier Daze shares tales of a naïve naval officer’s entertaining adventures on the water and beyond as he serves his country and becomes a man.


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By Stanley Kuren

Chucky and his zany friends have known each other forever, but they don’t get together as much as they would like. Life got in the way. It happens.

So to correct this grievous injustice, he inspires the gang to get together for a festive group vacation. The antics of this reunion will fuel legendary reminiscences for decades to come. It will be an epic adventure. But even this group could never have predicted just how weird that gathering would be …

They come face to face with the spirits of our founding fathers, a rather unconventional genie in a bottle, a group of misplaced Egyptian goddesses, a matriarch who is known only as Big Mama … and a persnickety little imp who goes by the name of Harrold. Together, the friends will explore the explained, survive the unexplained, and wonder at the never-could-happens of their weird vacation.

So sit back and enjoy the ride to a place where the troubles are few, the laughter is plentiful, and the joy comes from living in harmony with others who are delightfully different.


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By Ken Willidau
Written for people who have too much on their plate to make their food for thought into what they’re trying to grow into themselves, Being My Own Recipe For Disaster contains a feast of over 2,500 jokes and one-liners that are served up to satisfy the hungriest appetite with an all-you-can-eat buffet that will leave you full of himself, too.

Willidau has cooked up his own special concoction of ingredients that will leave even the driest person salivating over what’s inside, themselves. Ken’s philosophy is that if you want to be jolly-looking you should fill yourself with laughter and not just your face. Willidau goes to great hunger pains in avoiding them, himself, and is trying to make something of himself that others would be willing to eat all up, too.

Chapters serve up a heaping helping of jokes and one-liners that when all mixed together creates a book that really cooks, itself. Among them, “Bean Sprout”, “Family Dinner”, “Finger Foods”, “Sage”, “Blue Plate Special” and “Devilled Egg” make the day one of those mouth-watering days that will treat you to laughter at 0 calories each. The day is spent with a master chef of jokes using wit, dark humour, jokes that will make you whet your pantries, sayings, riddles and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will let you see someone else making a glutton for punishment out of themselves, for once, to distract you from being one yourself.

Being My Own Recipe For Disaster is a perfect read to give you the opportunity to spend some time watching someone else make a pig out of themselves to distract you from doing the same. Dig in.

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