The author stops at nothing as ludicrous. He would actually attempt to connect why he brushes his teeth in the morning to events that took place in the formation of the solar system billions of years ago. He may not be successful, or he may, it depends on what the reader believes. There is also a unique mathematical reference system that enables the reader to make his or her own calculations with ease.
Ian Beardsley is currently a student at the University of Oregon on temporary leave. He was a data taker at Pine Mountain Astronomical Observatory in the desert east of Bend, Oregon for four years and his name appears on three papers in the Astrophysical Journal. Ian Beardsley currently lives in Claremont, CA and plays flamenco guitar.